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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:09
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can I remove decimals in math?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts